Take a read through this article from Autoblog and see if you can call to mind a more reprehensible, callous, self-centered, crass low-life. Go ahead give it a try.
Then for a bonus, provide an estimate of how many kilometers he should be dragged over broken glass beneath his own oh-so-precious car.
Dispatches from Obscurity 
::has mouth zipped shut in case he should say something regrettable::
Th’heck with it. What an asshole!